how darth became vader...
anakin was scammed!!!!
i watched star wars last week!!! hahaha... sounds like a great achievement... but it isn't... okie the show was great... especially the light sabre battles... as everyone knows who is still alive in episode 4 there wasn't many surprising battle outcomes... you could say all the battles were rigged... i mean even the clothes that anakin was wearing points to the fact that he will join the dark side... i mean he's the only jedi that wears black leather...
well the most important thing about episode 3 is the fact that the sith finally took over... and formed the empire... and how anakin became darth vader... well personelly i felt that anakin was scammed into joining the dark side... sidious claimed that he could prevent pat-may from dying... which is the major reason anakin decided to join... but after slicing off samuel L jackson's hand and seeing him sky dive off into the darkness... he pulled sidious up only to hear him say that he will dwell more into the darkness to find the secret of immortality... if i was anakin, i would have sliced sidious into about 3 pieces and watch him meet samuel at the bottom... sidious techincally scammed anakin into joining... this is so multi-level marketing...
there were other more lame ways they tried to settle loose ends... like how general grivious was killed... obi wan pryed open his chest plate and shot him till he burned in his own fuel... bad way to die... too bad he didn't have a role in episode 4... but it is still a loss to the characters of star wars... the other one was how obi wan slashed off anakin's 3 limbs in one smooth motion... now that star wars doesn't need him anymore he'll make a great knife salesman...
anyways... just a note to next generation sith lords... u should take more apprentices and not limit yourself to one... count dooku had to be killed... if sidious couldn't scam anakin into joining before he died than the sith would be in deep trouble... and to the sith apprentices... stop killing the sith lords to get into power... i know if the sith lord becomes immortal... techincally your corporate ladder would be non existant... but everyone will get tired of being the bad guy sooner or later... episode 6 proves this... so just wait...
i watched star wars last week!!! hahaha... sounds like a great achievement... but it isn't... okie the show was great... especially the light sabre battles... as everyone knows who is still alive in episode 4 there wasn't many surprising battle outcomes... you could say all the battles were rigged... i mean even the clothes that anakin was wearing points to the fact that he will join the dark side... i mean he's the only jedi that wears black leather...
well the most important thing about episode 3 is the fact that the sith finally took over... and formed the empire... and how anakin became darth vader... well personelly i felt that anakin was scammed into joining the dark side... sidious claimed that he could prevent pat-may from dying... which is the major reason anakin decided to join... but after slicing off samuel L jackson's hand and seeing him sky dive off into the darkness... he pulled sidious up only to hear him say that he will dwell more into the darkness to find the secret of immortality... if i was anakin, i would have sliced sidious into about 3 pieces and watch him meet samuel at the bottom... sidious techincally scammed anakin into joining... this is so multi-level marketing...
there were other more lame ways they tried to settle loose ends... like how general grivious was killed... obi wan pryed open his chest plate and shot him till he burned in his own fuel... bad way to die... too bad he didn't have a role in episode 4... but it is still a loss to the characters of star wars... the other one was how obi wan slashed off anakin's 3 limbs in one smooth motion... now that star wars doesn't need him anymore he'll make a great knife salesman...
anyways... just a note to next generation sith lords... u should take more apprentices and not limit yourself to one... count dooku had to be killed... if sidious couldn't scam anakin into joining before he died than the sith would be in deep trouble... and to the sith apprentices... stop killing the sith lords to get into power... i know if the sith lord becomes immortal... techincally your corporate ladder would be non existant... but everyone will get tired of being the bad guy sooner or later... episode 6 proves this... so just wait...
posted by alvin_c at 2:43 pm
1 Comments:
hahahaha.. eh, amongst ALL ur entries, this is the FUNNIEST one. hahahaa.... i love the part about MLM. put ur wry humour to use more often eh....
ps: org mahjong at ur house eh...
eee lee naa
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