lord of the fries - fellowship of the shaker fries...
Today I had too much shaker fries. How is that even possible when it is probably one of the top 10 best invented junk food in fast food history. Well, as the old saying goes, " You can only have so much of a good thing."
As Harry Potter is drawing it's last gasps as the last book is finally coming out. I reckon it's time another great book takes Harry's place at the top of the bestsellers' list. So based on ACTUAL events this is the new story that will entwine itself into the hearts and minds of readers young and old worldwide. Considering half the world reads this blog while the whole world tags on the tag board, I'm thinking that it's not going to take too much trouble to spread the news of the new book.
Lord of the Fries - Fellowship of the Shaker Fries.
In the begining there was the humble potato farmer. She was a woman with a love for all things potato. However, she was not happy. The potato, her favourite root, just could not satisfy her cravings. The potato had to be more. She wanted it to become more than it could be. One day, out of a mere accident (what a convenient excuse) her clusmy husband bumped into her and caused her to drop her shredded potato into a vat of boiling oil. And out of this mere accident, The potato farmer created the first ever, french fry.
The humble potato farmer became famous but only after she added a ton of salt to the tasteless fried potato. The husband of course was not happy. He felt that he should be credited as the real creator as he caused the accident. Out of all the envy, he "crushed his wife like a cockroach" and claimed the secret to creating the great french fry via a sneaky sneaky hostile takeover. To conceal his identity, he created an alter ego with a white face and blood red hair.
(This ends the story written with the active imagination. Following is the story based on ACTUAL events.)
Days, months, years, decades, centuries past. The french fry is now a staple found in a mutlitude of eateries. But there was one fry. One Fry that ruled all other Fries. It was the Shaker Fry.
And one day, after alot (alot is actually an understatement, it might have also included hints of bribery and emotional blackmail.) of persuasion of a group of 3 Smelly people and 2 Older people decided to set off on a fellowship to attempt to find and shake the Fry, the Fry that ruled all other fries, the Shaker Fries.
One of the Smelly people was so smelly that the older of the Older people, Neater, requested that he take off his smellness and be clothed in a black cloak. This Smelly person is Black Nat. After being clothed in the special black cloak, Black Nat was no longer smelly. This caused the other Smelly Person to want run home. This Smelly Person is Budgie Soundalike. The rest of the Fellowship could do nothing to stop Budgie Soundalike from leaving and soon after the carridge came to take them to the Tower of the White Faced, Budgie Soundalike ran off and did not board the carridge. So it came to past that the Fellowship had it's first casulty and was broken. The burden of shaking the Fry, the Fry that ruled all other fries, the Shaker Fries came to rest on the shoulders of the remaining 4.
The trip on the carridge was quick and soon the remaining 4 arrived at the bottom of the Tower of the White Faced. The 4 did not face much resistance and they soon arrived at the counter and managed to obtain in their possession 4 Shaker Fries.
With the Fries in their clutches, the 4 made their way deep into the Tower's inner room and found a comfortable place to consume the precious in peace. The code of Shaking the precious Fries were followed strictly. Neatly almost did it wrongly, but the others were there to steer him back onto the correct way.
The 4 then proceeded to shake the precious. And shake they did. With great synchroneity the 4 shook the precious. The other Older person present, Ripper, then proceeded to rip the shaking bag to unveil the precious that is the Shaker Fries.
This ends the pilot episode of Lord of the Fries - Fellowship of the Shaker Fries.
As Harry Potter is drawing it's last gasps as the last book is finally coming out. I reckon it's time another great book takes Harry's place at the top of the bestsellers' list. So based on ACTUAL events this is the new story that will entwine itself into the hearts and minds of readers young and old worldwide. Considering half the world reads this blog while the whole world tags on the tag board, I'm thinking that it's not going to take too much trouble to spread the news of the new book.
Lord of the Fries - Fellowship of the Shaker Fries.
In the begining there was the humble potato farmer. She was a woman with a love for all things potato. However, she was not happy. The potato, her favourite root, just could not satisfy her cravings. The potato had to be more. She wanted it to become more than it could be. One day, out of a mere accident (what a convenient excuse) her clusmy husband bumped into her and caused her to drop her shredded potato into a vat of boiling oil. And out of this mere accident, The potato farmer created the first ever, french fry.
The humble potato farmer became famous but only after she added a ton of salt to the tasteless fried potato. The husband of course was not happy. He felt that he should be credited as the real creator as he caused the accident. Out of all the envy, he "crushed his wife like a cockroach" and claimed the secret to creating the great french fry via a sneaky sneaky hostile takeover. To conceal his identity, he created an alter ego with a white face and blood red hair.
(This ends the story written with the active imagination. Following is the story based on ACTUAL events.)
Days, months, years, decades, centuries past. The french fry is now a staple found in a mutlitude of eateries. But there was one fry. One Fry that ruled all other Fries. It was the Shaker Fry.
And one day, after alot (alot is actually an understatement, it might have also included hints of bribery and emotional blackmail.) of persuasion of a group of 3 Smelly people and 2 Older people decided to set off on a fellowship to attempt to find and shake the Fry, the Fry that ruled all other fries, the Shaker Fries.
One of the Smelly people was so smelly that the older of the Older people, Neater, requested that he take off his smellness and be clothed in a black cloak. This Smelly person is Black Nat. After being clothed in the special black cloak, Black Nat was no longer smelly. This caused the other Smelly Person to want run home. This Smelly Person is Budgie Soundalike. The rest of the Fellowship could do nothing to stop Budgie Soundalike from leaving and soon after the carridge came to take them to the Tower of the White Faced, Budgie Soundalike ran off and did not board the carridge. So it came to past that the Fellowship had it's first casulty and was broken. The burden of shaking the Fry, the Fry that ruled all other fries, the Shaker Fries came to rest on the shoulders of the remaining 4.
The trip on the carridge was quick and soon the remaining 4 arrived at the bottom of the Tower of the White Faced. The 4 did not face much resistance and they soon arrived at the counter and managed to obtain in their possession 4 Shaker Fries.
With the Fries in their clutches, the 4 made their way deep into the Tower's inner room and found a comfortable place to consume the precious in peace. The code of Shaking the precious Fries were followed strictly. Neatly almost did it wrongly, but the others were there to steer him back onto the correct way.
The 4 then proceeded to shake the precious. And shake they did. With great synchroneity the 4 shook the precious. The other Older person present, Ripper, then proceeded to rip the shaking bag to unveil the precious that is the Shaker Fries.
This ends the pilot episode of Lord of the Fries - Fellowship of the Shaker Fries.
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