24 hours...

okie... someone told me this story some time ago and i am now going to share it with you all... don't worry... i'm not infringing any copyright laws...

okie... as we all know... men came from mars and women from venus...
well on mars, the day is shorter than 24 hours... it's about 18... so over there... men couldn't really get much done in a day... so they got all their great minds to try to solve this problem...
well on venus... the day is longer than 24 hours... it's about 36... so the women got lots of time to do all the things that they needed to do... well seeing that they had so much time they always felt a need to fill up the spare time so in order to do less stuff... they decided that something had to be done if they wanted a healthier mental... hence they got thier greatest minds to solve this problem...
well... in between mars and venus... there's earth... well earth had 24 hours... so all the great thinkers thought that...
" yea... graet idea... lets move to earth!!!"
so everyone moved down to earth... on earth... the men found that even with the extra time on their hands they still don't complete much... they found out that they only worked properly for a certain period of time... after that they just churn out rubbish... anyways... the unions din't let them work for long periods anyways...
on earth... the women found out that with the shorten day... they couldn't do all the stuff that they used to do... so instead of improving their mental health... they started worrying more...

well this is only a story... no hate mail pls...